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       Category: Movies

   Only in movies:
- If I go without bathing, swear a lot, and treat women badly, they will adore me.
- If a woman tries to clean a bullet wound and I curse in pain, she will fall in love with me.
- Anyone who isn't a cop, mercenary soldier, and/or private investigator is a homosexual. Or at least a sissy.


     Added By: Oadafac Mo     Date Added: 2008-2-21
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