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   A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.
The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured
that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in
some way involved. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do
about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town
had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her
husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.
The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really
lose my temper!" The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to
see them individually. The 8-year-old went to meet with him first. The
clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy
made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner
tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the
clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's
face, "WHERE IS GOD?" At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly
home slamming himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into
the closet and said, "What happened?" The younger brother replied, "We are
in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

     Added By: Oadafac Mo     Date Added: 2008-2-21
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