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    Triplets were seated in their hi-chairs at the table as their mother asked
the first one what would you like for breakfast? "I'll have some of those
goddammed eggs," he exclaimed. Their mother immediately picked his little
ass up and whipped it good fashion. Putting him back in his chair roughly
she asked the second one politely, "What would you like?" The second triplet
said, "I guess I'll have some of those eggs and a piece of that goddammed
sausage." His mother immediately picked his ass up and whipped it just as
good as the first. Slamming him back into his hi-chair she then turns to
the third and says, "What will you have?" He said, "I'll have anything
else you've got except for those goddammed eggs and that fucking sausage."

     Added By: Oadafac Mo     Date Added: 2008-2-21
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