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       Category: Advice/Tips

    If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!

     Added By: Oadafac Mo     Date Added: 2008-2-21
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    If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
From Naomi, age 15


     Added By: Oadafac Mo     Date Added: 2008-2-21
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    Never try to baptize a cat.
From Eileen, age 8


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    You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.

     Added By: Oadafac Mo     Date Added: 2008-2-21
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    If somebody falls asleep in a meeting, have everyone else leave the room.
Then collect a group of total strangers, right off the street, and have them sit around the sleeping person until he wakes up.
Then have one of them say to him, "Bob, your plan is very, very risky. However, you've given us no choice but to try it. I only hope, for your sake,
that you know what you're getting yourself into." Then they should file quietly out of the room.


     Added By: Oadafac Mo     Date Added: 2008-2-21
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       Category: Advice/Tips

    Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk.

     Added By: Oadafac Mo     Date Added: 2008-2-21
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    Go to a girl and say "I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"

     Added By: Oadafac Mo     Date Added: 2008-2-21
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    If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

     Added By: Oadafac Mo     Date Added: 2008-2-21
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    Never hit a guy with glasses hit hime with a baseball bat!

     Added By: Oadafac Mo     Date Added: 2008-2-21
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    If you want an excuse then say that I never go out on days that end in "Y."

     Added By: Oadafac Mo     Date Added: 2008-2-21
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